*Why does Matt Millen still have a job, yet Anderson Hunt never got a shot in the league?

*Why did they never make a "Teen Wolf 2" starring Victor Page?

*Why are 90% of people living in NC fans of UNC, the Braves, the Cowboys, and NASCAR?

*Why does ESPN and ESPN2 show a total of like 2 hours of actual sports a day?

*Would there be anything more hysterical and utterly awkward than watching a telecast with a team of Tim Hardaway, Mark Jackson, and Eric Dickerson while Joe Namath conducts sideline interviews with dance team members and cheerleaders?

*Which is more impossible to look at and maintain an appetite: Bill Russell's facial hair when it grows out or Steve Nash's acne and face/hair grease combination?

*Why is it that Hulk Hogan's leg drop was exactly the same as everyone else's but it was his "finishing move"?

*Why did Micheal Ray Richardson's momma talk like she did on that TNT Special "Whatever Happened to Michael Ray"?