Known amongst friends and colleagues as "mike-burv", "burvito" & of course "mikeywhispers", Mr. Burvick honed his argumentative craft and sharp wit, in the murky dorms (and creepy "free expression" tunnels) of NCSU. After several bloody and entertaining debates with Blickees.com co-founder Pat Williams, he realized that their powers combined could usher in a new era in online journalism and seal the fate of mankind for future generations to come.